Joy Division Oven Gloves


Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/ Track: Joy Division Oven Gloves Album: Achtung Bono Tabber: Woodshed INTRO A - Bb - E x4 VERSE 1 A Well, the dish is too hot, you'll never guess what E A I've got Joy Division oven gloves A If it's her desire, I'll put my fingers in the fire E A 'Cause I've got Joy Division oven gloves E A I've got Joy Division oven gloves D E A A7 Ooh, ooh, tropical diseases D E A A7 Ooh, ooh, chemical alarm F E A Ooh, ooh, I'm a little blasé E A In me Joy Division oven gloves E A In me Joy Division oven gloves A - Bb - E x2 VERSE 2 A I've been here and I've been there E A In me Joy Division oven gloves A I've been to a post-punk postcard fare E A In me Joy Division oven gloves D E A A7 Ooh, ooh, Nagasaki towpath D E A A7 Ooh, ooh, tickling the laird F E A Ooh, ooh, checking out the Quantocks E A In me Joy Division oven gloves E A In me Joy Division oven gloves SOLO A - Bb - E x2 D - E - A - A7 x2 A - E x2 e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---------| G|-----6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6-------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---7--7-7--7-6--4--4-4--4-2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2----------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---/7--7-7--7-6--4--4-4--4-2--2---2b3------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-5---5-----------5-5-5-5-5-------------------------| B|---/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-/5-5---5---5---------5-5-5-5-5-------------------------| G|-------------------------------7b9---------------7b9---------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 3 A On a sinking ship a sailor yearns E A For his Joy Division oven gloves A Nero fiddles while Gordon Burns E A In his Joy Division oven gloves A Talk to the hands, talk to the hands E A In his Joy Division oven gloves A Dance, dance, dance, dance E A In your Joy Division oven gloves D E A A7 Ooh, ooh, piccalilli shinpads D E A A7 Ooh, ooh, polishing the knave F E A I keep wicket for the Quakers E A In me Joy Division oven gloves (repeat) CODA A E A D My grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf A E A So I sold it and opened up a stall E A Selling Joy Division oven gloves E A We got Joy Division oven gloves E A Get your Joy Division oven gloves E Amaj7 Hallelujah